angry Darren is sexy. hell…all of Darren is sexy.
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF!
A crack in the wall.
I AM CRYING
There are no words. This is perfect.
THIS IS AMAZING
HOW DO YOU GET INTO CHARACTER
MATT YOUR FACE IS FLAWLESS
this. is. perfection.
I could speak for hours on the various flaws of the Harry Potter film franchise and why it just doesn’t cut it for me, from the criminal omission of Dumbledore’s back story to the distressing misuse of Gary Oldman’s talent, or even how the mentions of the eponymous diary/enigma of The Half Blood Prince, which constitutes the subject of this video dissertation, can be counted on one hand.
I won’t though. Here then is a detailed summary of my issues with these films and why I think they’re essentially high-budget screensavers using the sixth instalment of the series as my main argument.
ALL OF THIS FUCKING POST IS TRUTH.